Occasionally Thirsty on Main

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
givemeahanderwin
dr-gloom:
“ somewhere-inthe-deepdetails:
“ medranochav:
“PERCHED💅🏼
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We should all be in fear of anyone strong enough to balance and literally support their entire mass in that pose on tiptoes.
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She ain’t even wearing a decent heel support like the...
medranochav

PERCHED💅🏼

somewhere-inthe-deepdetails

We should all be in fear of anyone strong enough to balance and literally support their entire mass in that pose on tiptoes.

dr-gloom

She ain’t even wearing a decent heel support like the lady behind her. No, this queen is wearing goddamn stilettos. You know how hard it is to walk in stilettos, let alone balance your weight on one foot? And she’s doing more than that, she’s literally resting all her weight on that foot. This is insane, she could kick all of our asses.

The trumpet's aesthetic I Am Frightened Is She An Actual Goddess gdamn
aroihkin
kaijuno

HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

soih

HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks 

company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is 

portentsofwoe

the law: if theyre employees you have to pay for benefits

company: lets staff through a temp service and wait so long to hire them in they quit out of frustration

lolotehe

the law: You must pay them this and no less.

company: I shall pay them that and no more.

officialweatherwax

The law: you have to pay your employees

Company: then we’ll replace them all with interns

black-geek-supremacy

The law: you gotta increase wages

Company: we’ll cut hours

paramud

the law: you have to give raises

company: mayhaps they would enjoy an extra five cents

kinetic-elaboration

the law: employees have rights

company: around here we call them “independent contractors”

itsthemissa

I swear EVERY SINGLE ONE of my employers has been at LEAST two of these at once.

warmhappycat

Me, banging pots and pans together: UNIONIZE

U g h I've faced so many of these at one job
sigilmain
uteruslesbian

Do you ever just… crave the forest? Like you feel like you NEED to be in a forest. The crisp cold air with just a sweater on, looking at the red and orange foliage in the autumn. In the winter the frigid and empty branches. The summer all the green. The spring the smell of rain and the mud. God I love the forest.

showmethedawn

But then I remember there’s insects.

If this ain't me trumpet dreams